On the day your girlfriend leaves you for the rich guy, who also happens to be your best friend.
On the day you find yourself without a job, because another one decides yours is sweeter.
On the day, you receive a letter telling you that you owe the government a hefty sum.
On the day, your parents tell you that they are not your real parents.
On the day, wordpress decides to shut down for good.
On the day, your car breaks down on a pothole.
On the day, you realize you don’t have anything in common with your wife and have to go to London to get divorced.
On the day, your girlfriend has to swallow four contraceptive pills because the morning after pill is banned in Malta.
On the day, a play is banned because deemed too shocking.
On the day, you discover you might end up in the street because of a rent reform which discriminates against cohabiting couples.
On the day, Tonio Borg says the PN is not a liberal party.
On the day, the church admits that God was a well thought scam.
You know that irony can only be found in a beautiful song by Lou Reed.
Good one. Reminded me of my pre-electoral post which Sandro Vella liked so much… http://jaccuse.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/say-goodbye-postponed/